Post by Quantum Jim on Mar 11, 2006 20:36:55 GMT -5
Little known facts about Bryce:
These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along... Move along.
- Bryce once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
- GI-JOE is based on Bryce's life experiences in ROTC.
- If you can see Bryce, he can see you. If you can't see Bryce you may be only seconds away from death.
- Bryce's girlfriend bought him a gi. How cool is that!
- God created heaven and earth, then He created man. Man overpopulated the earth, so God created Bryce.
- There is a mental hospital specifically for people who pissed off Bryce.
- Guns don't kill people, Bryce does.
- While walking to the UC, a Byrce once hit a bus on Forbes Avenue. None of the passengers were seen again.
- Bryce is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
- Bryce is almost as awesome as Chuck Norris.
These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along... Move along.